GOD'S AWOOF PLAN (1st Session) by Awotiku Akinlayo David


MTN awoof, Glo awoof, Airtel awoof and Etisalat awoof, these are the most popular awoof plans on our phone. There are also internet awoofs such MMM, Bitcoin, NNU, Wakanda, work from home or get paid for testing app, etc. Bank awoof are not that available anyway. These are awoofs we subscribe to and inform our friends and family so that they can enjoy the benefit of this great awoof plan either on internet or on different network.
By the way, what does ‘Awoof’ mean in Nigeria term? According to the Nigeria Slangs’ Dictionary NSD (nothing of such, lols) Awoof means something that is free, something that gives great payments with the need of little or no work, it’s like a gift you don’t deserve. In another case, it can be some easy works that attract big rewards or profits, we mostly call it promo or bonus. E.g. recharge #100 and get #1000 free airtime, buy 1gig data and get 2gig free as bonus, go for a month subscription and get an extra month free subscription (DSTV, STV, GOTV or Startime), deposit #20,000 and get #500,000 at the end of the month, read news online and get paid. These and more are good examples of awoof, in fact there are some which you don’t have to sacrifice anything, just dial some code and the awoof will just enter.
I’m a very young guy, but with the little years I have spent on earth, since the time civilization had started influencing our living and since the time I could discern what is right from the wrong, I could notice that people’s response towards awoof is very viral and high, we loved awoof a lot, no matter how small the benefit is, we will still attempt it, there is high turn up once it is cheap, tested and trusted then it is accessible for them.
But there is one ancient and modern awoof that have been existing right from ages but yet people have intentionally ignored it. No doubt some might not be aware of it or possibly no one has enjoyed this awoof around them but many that have heard about it are rejecting it on purpose, and to be factual, some generations to come will still keep rejecting it despite how big, great, cheap and reliable this awoof plan can be. It is the best awoof that have ever existed and till the end of days, no other great awoof on earth can really meet up with the standard of this God’s awoof plan because it is the cheapest, the biggest, the greatest, the easiest and the most powerful awoof ever. (See Romans 11:6)
THE QUESTION IS WHAT IS THIS GOD’S AWOOF WE ARE TALKING ABOUT? Stay tuned for the next part.

…to be continued.
I call you blessed!
King_Hosanna cares!
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