GOD'S AWOOF PLAN (1st Session) by Awotiku Akinlayo David
MTN awoof, Glo awoof, Airtel awoof and Etisalat
awoof, these are the most popular awoof plans on our phone. There are also
internet awoofs such MMM, Bitcoin, NNU, Wakanda, work from home or get paid for
testing app, etc. Bank awoof are not that available anyway. These are awoofs we
subscribe to and inform our friends and family so that they can enjoy the
benefit of this great awoof plan either on internet or on different network.
By the way, what does
‘Awoof’ mean in Nigeria term? According to the Nigeria Slangs’ Dictionary NSD (nothing of such, lols) Awoof means
something that is free, something that gives great payments with the need of
little or no work, it’s like a gift you don’t deserve. In another case, it can
be some easy works that attract big rewards or profits, we mostly call it promo
or bonus. E.g. recharge #100 and get #1000 free airtime, buy 1gig data and get
2gig free as bonus, go for a month subscription and get an extra month free subscription
(DSTV, STV, GOTV or Startime), deposit #20,000 and get #500,000 at the end of
the month, read news online and get paid. These and more are good examples of
awoof, in fact there are some which you don’t have to sacrifice anything, just
dial some code and the awoof will just enter.
I’m a very young guy, but with the little years
I have spent on earth, since the time civilization had started influencing our
living and since the time I could discern what is right from the wrong, I could
notice that people’s response towards awoof is very viral and high, we loved
awoof a lot, no matter how small the benefit is, we will still attempt it,
there is high turn up once it is cheap, tested and trusted then it is
accessible for them.
But there is one
ancient and modern awoof that have been existing right from ages but yet people
have intentionally ignored it. No doubt some might not be aware of it or
possibly no one has enjoyed this awoof around them but many that have heard
about it are rejecting it on purpose, and to be factual, some generations to
come will still keep rejecting it despite how big, great, cheap and reliable
this awoof plan can be. It is the best awoof that have ever existed and till
the end of days, no other great awoof on earth can really meet up with the
standard of this God’s awoof plan because it is the cheapest, the biggest, the
greatest, the easiest and the most powerful awoof ever. (See Romans 11:6)
THE QUESTION IS WHAT IS THIS GOD’S AWOOF WE ARE
TALKING ABOUT? Stay tuned for the next part.
…to be continued.
I call you blessed!
King_Hosanna cares!
#ISTANDFORTHETRUTHOFTHEWORDOFGOD

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